| The Portrait
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait
painted.
She told the artist....
....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a
diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby
broach, and gold Rolex. "
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in
case I should die before my husband. I'm sure
he will remarry right away, and I want his new
wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
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